Style tip # 7482: Strategic distraction
Things like diagonal seams, asymmetrical hems, pockets, drapes, sideways pleats and v-necklines are all those little things that distract the eye; (like the logic+proportion “Little Blue dress” that Phoebe is wearing) and direct it away from where we don’t want it to go.
So – strategic distraction. One of those girls’ best friend things.
Though diamonds could work; the pink ones are quite pretty.