101 Ways with Mince
If in doubt, get mince.
It never stops, this eating business, does it?
My grandmother gave me a present once, a long time ago, of a book called “101 Ways with Mince”. (Sort of like the Arabian Nights with 1 less zero). I wish I knew what happened to it, it would come in handy right now. I don’t think I fully appreciated the metaphysically unassailable importance of the book at the time.