Vegemite and Thongs
We were in the U.S. a few years ago, in a shop looking for a present (probably for Phoebe). The woman who served me asked me where I was from. When I told her: Australia, she said: oh, my daughter went to college in Perth. I tell you, I don’t like that ahh, I don’t like that ahh, umm,
Quick as a flash I knew what she meant:
She said: Yeah!
You have to be born here.
I can’t wear thongs, though. Which is a bugger.