You can call me Al (dente)
Grant has been doing some of the cooking lately.
He has discovered bottled jalapenos, so we have jalapenos and garlic in everything.
He told me that he had a dream the other night, where he was drinking a jalapeno milkshake; he said there were twenty straws in the mixture and he had to keep putting more in, as they all kept melting.
Luckily, it was in one of those anodised cups.